Stronger Than Dirt
Celebrity Endorsers

STD employs a crack teams of professionals who work behind the scenes.
Warning:
Several of the celebrities below are now dead. The rest will probably be dead soon. If you are famous, it is recommended that you do not have your picture taken with a member of Stronger Than Dirt (especially the bass player).
Our dentist:
Carl Perkins
Dead
Do what you want, but don't step on his blue suede shoes.
Our videographer:
Chuck Berry
(Inventor of Rock & Roll)
Our dance instructor:
John Entwistle
(The Who)
Dead
Our career counselor:
Pete Best
(The Beatles, Pete Best Band)
Our speach coach:
Yogi Bera
(NY Yankees)
   Our golf cart driving instructor:
Rick Cerone
(NY Yankees)
   Our magic coach:
Erin Murphy
(Tabatha Stevens from Bewitched)
   Our pharmacist:
Crackhead Bob
(Howard Stern Show)
"Don't do dack!"
   Our personal trainers:
Robbie McIntosh
(Pretenders, Norah Jones,
Paul McCartney, John Mayer)
Hamish Stuart
(Average White Band, Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney)
   Our hairdresser:
Mike Gibbons
(Badfinger)
Dead
   Our health coach:
Billy Preston
(Eric Clapton, Beatles, Rolling Stones, solo)
Dead
   Our facial hair color team:
Gary Burr
(Ringo Starr, Pure Prairie League)
Mark Hudson
(Hudson Brothers,
Ringo Starr)
   Our caterer:
Mark Rivera
(Billy Joel, Ringo Starr, John Lennon)
   Our fake wrestling instructor:
Sgt. Slaughter
(He's the one on the right)

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