Stronger Than Dirt - celebrities

STD employs a crack teams of professionals who work behind the scenes.

Warning:
Several of the celebrities below are now dead. The rest will probably be dead soon. If you are famous, it is recommended that you do not have your picture taken with a member of Stronger Than Dirt (especially the bass player).

Celebrity Endorsers

Our dentist:
Carl Perkins
(Blue Suede Shoes)
Dead

Our dance instructor:
John Entwistle
(The Who)
Dead

Our health coach:
Billy Preston
Dead

Our hairdresser:
Mike Gibbons
(Badfinger)
Dead

Our videographer:
Chuck Berry
(Inventor of Rock & Roll)

Our pharmacist:
Crackhead Bob
(Howard Stern Show)
"Don't do dack!"

Our den mother:
Florence Henderson
(The Brady Bunch)

Our fleet manager:
Brad Benson
(NY Giants)

Our gold cart driving instructor:
Rick Cerone
(NY Yankees)

Our head of security:
Penn Jillette
(Penn & Teller)

Our speech coach:
Teller
(Penn & Teller)

Our magic coach:
Erin Murphy
(Tabatha Stevens from Bewitched)

Our personal trainers:
Robbie McIntosh
(The Pretenders)
Hamish Stuart
(Average White Band)

Our career counselor:
Pete Best
(The Beatles)

Our insurance agent:
Yogi Berra
(NY Yankees)

Our facial hair color team:
Gary Burr
(Pure Prairie League)
Mark Hudson
(Hudson Brothers)

Our caterer:
Mark Rivera
(Billy Joel)

Our fake wrestling instructor:
Sgt. Slaughter
(He's the one on the right)