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Our dentist:
Carl Perkins
(Blues Suede Shoes)
Dead |
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Our dance instructor:
John Entwistle
(The Who)
Dead |
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Our health coach:
Billy Preston
Dead |
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Our hair stylist:
Mike Gibbons
(Badfinger)
Dead |
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Our videographer:
Chuck Berry
Inventor of Rock & Roll |
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Our pharmacist:
Crackhead Bob
(Howard Stern Show) |
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Our den mother:
Florence Henderson
(Brady Bunch) |
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Our fleet manager:
Brad Benson
(NY Giants) |
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Our golf cart driving instructor:
Rick Cerone
(NY Yankees) |
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Our ponytail consultant:
Penn Jillette
(Penn & Teller) |
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Our speech coach:
Teller
(Penn & Teller) |
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Our magic coach:
Erin Murphy
(Tabitha Stevens on Bewitched) |
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Our personal trainers:
Robbie McIntosh
(Pretenders, McCartney)
Hamish Stuart
(Average White Band, McCartney) |
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Our career consultant:
Pete Best
(The Beatles) |
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Our insurance agent:
Yogi Berra
(NY Yankees) |
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Our family counselors:
Gunnar & Matthew Nelson
(The Nelson Brothers) |
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Our facial hair color team:
Gary Burr
(Pure Prairie League)
Mark Hudson
(Hudson Brothers) |
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Our caterer:
Mark Rivera
(Billy Joel, Ringo) |
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Our fake wrestling instructor:
Sgt. Slaughter
(He's the one on the right) |
