Our dentist:
Carl Perkins
(Blue Suede Shoes)
Dead
Our dance instructor:
John Entwistle
(The Who)
Dead
Our health coach:
Billy Preston
Dead
Our hairdresser:
Mike Gibbons
(Badfinger)
Dead
Our videographer:
Chuck Berry
(Inventor of Rock & Roll)
Our pharmacist:
Crackhead Bob
(Howard Stern Show)
"Don't do dack!"
Our den mother:
Florence Henderson
(The Brady Bunch)
Our fleet manager:
Brad Benson
(NY Giants)
Our gold cart driving instructor:
Rick Cerone
(NY Yankees)
Our head of security:
Penn Jillette
(Penn & Teller)
Our speech coach:
Teller
(Penn & Teller)
Our magic coach:
Erin Murphy
(Tabatha Stevens from Bewitched)
Our personal trainers:
Robbie McIntosh
(The Pretenders)
Hamish Stuart
(Average White Band)
Our career counselor:
Pete Best
(The Beatles)
Our insurance agent:
Yogi Berra
(NY Yankees)
Our facial hair color team:
Gary Burr
(Pure Prairie League)
Mark Hudson
(Hudson Brothers)
Our caterer:
Mark Rivera
(Billy Joel)
Our fake wrestling instructor:
Sgt. Slaughter
(He's the one on the right)